My name is the non-infamous Nichol Montgomery, but I usually go by Pare, a nickname acquired over the years, for what reason? I am still pondering that myself. I am a 28-year-old mother of 8 wild and crazy children and 36 tame helpful animals, or did I get that mixed up? Nah, that would be too easy. I personally have 2 children of my own, 2 adopted, and 4 are my husband’s from a previous marriage. That’s a lot of kids! I know, I take care of them all.
So here is the scoop, we own a 22-acre farm together in the middle of nowhere land, or I like to call my own Narnia home away from Rome, in the woods, surrounded by wolves, with a huge beast that lives in a castle, or maybe that last part I’m getting that from something I read, or perhaps the beast is my husband? None the less amazing, secluded and way off the grid, OK not way far but far enough to have to pay $500 a month for internet, far!
If you haven’t already picked up this little tiny detail, I am an outgoing, eccentric, “please save me from this weird person”, person. I am always looking for new adventures in and out of my mindscape. I enjoy outdoor activities such as hiking, fishing, shooting, hunting, swimming, snowboarding, off-roading, pretty much anything you think a 16-year-old boy born in the 70’s would enjoy, or maybe its 14? I enjoy the activities that most people would be fearful of trying. My only real fear is butterflies anyway. Yes! I know, it’s weird, butterflies! I can ride a bull, skydive, swim with sharks, eat weird disgusting foods but my biggest fear is that winged Satan spawn of death! No thank you!
This is a trip, like no really, like an actual trip because my husband and I like to travel. We recently got back from a 7-day fishing trip in Seward, Alaska. I caught the first fish! A 15lb silver and made the guys jealous, of course I should have just lied about that and said it was like 98lbs or something. I always forget to lie, but I’m great at story telling! So anyway, back to liking to travel. We had our first trip together abroad in 2013, a backpack adventure, Yay! We went from London to Rome, we accomplished it in about 3 weeks. That was more intense that I had ever expected, but I told him we need to keep on traveling! So, what did he do in that response you ask? Hello! purchase an off-road teardrop trailer camper so we can explore more of the U.S. together! We live by the moto “Adventure is out there”. -UP.
I guess it is safe to say that creativity is all around every aspect of my life. I don’t think I would be the weird little girl, yes little, I am only 5 feet tall! Anyway, the little girl that I am without creativity. I feel like the right side of my brain is just uncontrollably intense, and my left side only gets mad when the mess isn’t picked up after the right is done having its fun.